Jokes Display

TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai? Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT : Ticket hai? Sadhu : Nahin TT : Chalo Sadhu : Kahan? TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein ---- Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha. Banta: Phir kya hua? Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.” --- Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” ate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! ---- Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana. ---- Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega. Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai. ---- Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira. Thodi der bad Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai. ---- Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”. Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho. Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi. ---- SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du? 2ND : Gold ring de ...

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne. Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper: Rs 500. Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi. ---- Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai. Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le. --- Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo. Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon. --- Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu. Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai! Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja… ---- Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!” Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!” Itne mein un...

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!! ----- Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega! Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya? Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi. ---- Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya? Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi. Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe! Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi. ----- One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya? Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai. One: Woh kyun.? Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…

Have an ideal Christmas;  an occasion that is celebrated  as a reflection of your values,  desires, affections, traditions. ---- Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,  But let it whistle as it will,  We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.... ---- Christmas commemorates the birth of the son of God, Jesus Christ and truly,  the world becomes a delightful place on the day.  It sweeps the magic wand and the snowy outdoors and joyous indoors fills the heart of one and all. ---- Joy was on Christ,  Love was on mas,  so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.  merry x mas and happy new year ---- There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.  Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind. ---- No Greeting Card To Give..  No Sweet Flowers To Send..  ...

 This Is The Month Of Candies,  Cakes,  Coolness,  Snows,  X 'Mas Songs,  X'Mas Sandals,  Etc...  So Enjoy The Every Moment  With Peace & Happiness. ---- :: messages for christmas ::  This Is The Month Of Candies,  Cakes,  Coolness,  Snows,  X 'Mas Songs,  X'Mas Sandals,  Etc...  So Enjoy The Every Moment  With Peace & Happiness. ---- May your world be filled with warmth and good  cheer this Holy season, and throughout the  year. Wish your Christmas be filled with  peace and love. Merry X-mas. ---- Faith makes all things possible,  Hope makes all things work,  Love makes all things beautiful,  May you have all the three for this Christmasss.  MERRY CHRISTMAS! || sms for christmas || ---- Wish all of you an amazing and altogether thrilling and chilling X-Mas. Have a blast friendzzz!!! ---- Hey my dear friend,  .*. ...