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Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na! Girl : Sandal nikalu kya? Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!! --- Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai! Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi! --- Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai. Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi. ---- Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .

TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai? Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT : Ticket hai? Sadhu : Nahin TT : Chalo Sadhu : Kahan? TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein ---- Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha. Banta: Phir kya hua? Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.” --- Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” ate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai! ---- Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana. ---- Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega. Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai. ---- Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira. Thodi der bad Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai. ---- Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”. Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho. Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi. ---- SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du? 2ND : Gold ring de ...

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne. Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper: Rs 500. Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi. ---- Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai. Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le. --- Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo. Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon. --- Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu. Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai! Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja… ---- Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!” Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!” Itne mein un...

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!! ----- Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega! Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya? Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi. ---- Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya? Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi. Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe! Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi. ----- One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya? Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai. One: Woh kyun.? Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…

Have an ideal Christmas;  an occasion that is celebrated  as a reflection of your values,  desires, affections, traditions. ---- Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,  But let it whistle as it will,  We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.... ---- Christmas commemorates the birth of the son of God, Jesus Christ and truly,  the world becomes a delightful place on the day.  It sweeps the magic wand and the snowy outdoors and joyous indoors fills the heart of one and all. ---- Joy was on Christ,  Love was on mas,  so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.  merry x mas and happy new year ---- There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.  Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind. ---- No Greeting Card To Give..  No Sweet Flowers To Send..  ...

 This Is The Month Of Candies,  Cakes,  Coolness,  Snows,  X 'Mas Songs,  X'Mas Sandals,  Etc...  So Enjoy The Every Moment  With Peace & Happiness. ---- :: messages for christmas ::  This Is The Month Of Candies,  Cakes,  Coolness,  Snows,  X 'Mas Songs,  X'Mas Sandals,  Etc...  So Enjoy The Every Moment  With Peace & Happiness. ---- May your world be filled with warmth and good  cheer this Holy season, and throughout the  year. Wish your Christmas be filled with  peace and love. Merry X-mas. ---- Faith makes all things possible,  Hope makes all things work,  Love makes all things beautiful,  May you have all the three for this Christmasss.  MERRY CHRISTMAS! || sms for christmas || ---- Wish all of you an amazing and altogether thrilling and chilling X-Mas. Have a blast friendzzz!!! ---- Hey my dear friend,  .*. ...

The Blessings of Peace  The Beauty of Hope  The Spirit of Love  The Comfort of Faith  May these be your gifts this Christmas Season. ---- Silent night silvery snow...  Evergreen tree bright and aglow...  Christmas is here bringing good cheer...  May it bring for you...  Gifts of love and joy too!  Merry Christmas!!  Laughter & Love. It$ DECeMBER Wi$hing u a LoveLy funfiLLed X'mas... ---- xmas greetings, xmas wishes, christmas wishes, christmas sms english, happy christmas sms ---- Happy Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar  Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,  Santa Clause aaye aapke dwar,  Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar… || christmas sms hindi || ---- The Season of Joy is Here  Its Time to Spread the Cheer  May this Christmas bring you lots of Happy Surprises  And lots of love and joy to your Hearts and Home  Merry Christmas ---- Before Now you are just ok,yesterday you were bett...

Joy resounds in the hearts of those  Who believe in the miracle of Christmas!  Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love  Of the season! Season’s Greetingsss! ~:~ christmas greetings - best christmas sms ~:~ ---- A little smile, a word of cheer,  A bit of love from someone near,  A little gift from one held dear,  Best wishes for the coming year…  These make a Merry Christmas! || christmas sms text messages || ---- A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;  It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away;  While quite unselfish, it grows small..Merry Christmas ---- May this Christmas end the present year  On a cheerful note and make way  For a fresh and bright new year.  Here’s wishing you a  Merry Christmas and a very very happy new year.. ---- Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.  Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...  As a result, he died laughing!  Any...

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.  Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.  Happy Christmas. ---- Love came down at Christmas;  Love all lovely, love divine;  Love was born at Christmas,  Stars and angels gave the sign.  Merry X-Mas || christmas greetings - best christmas sms || ---- May this Christmas end the present year  On a cheerful note and make way  For a fresh and a bright new year.  Here’s wishing you a  Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year........ ---- Christmas is not a time nor a season,  But a state of mind.  To cherish peace and goodwill,  To be plenteous in mercy,  Is to have the real spirit of Christmas.  Merry X-Mas ---- A lovely thing about Christmas  Is that it’s compulsory,  Like a thunderstorm,  And we all go through it together.  merry Christmas ---- I am dreaming of white Christmas ,  Wit...

Wish you and your family a very Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.  May you Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill.  And may the year ahead be full of contentment and Joy ---- Christmas is love...  Christmas is dedication...  Christmas is happiness...  Wishing you and your family a happy Christmas  with a bunch of love and prayers ---- Its DECEMBER..  It is the month of  Cakes and Candles,  Snow and Songs,  Carols and Joys,  MARRY 'X' MAS. || Christmas sms || ---- May the good times and  treasures of the present  become the golden memories  of tomorrow. Wish YOU lot of  LOVE, JOY and HAPPINESS. . .  MARRY 'X' MAS. ---- A time of joy  A prayer for peace  The gift of hope  And a heart full of love  With every wish for a Merry Christmas and the entire festival season ---- Be filled with wonder  Be touched by peace  Bel...

May all da sweet magic  Of Christmas conspire  To gladden ur hrts?  And fill every desire. ---- A silent night  A star above  A blessed gift of hope and love  A blessed Christmas to you! ---- Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end,  the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend. ---- Bells are Ringing ThE wishes Of Christmas Day...  The Flying snokflakes send my most sincere wishes To U & ur Family... MERRY CHRISTMAS... ---- May the holidays refresh your spirit and bring you new inspiration and happiness. ---- May each day of your Christmas be filled with peace, and  may God's love light your way through the new year.  Thinking of you and wishing you His blessing always. ---- Lets welcome the year which is fresh  Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,  Lets cherish each moment it beholds,  Lets celebrate this blissful New year.  Merry...

From home to home and heart to heart,  From one place to another,  The warmth and joy of Christmas,  Brings us closer to each other. ---- M-ake the most of it.  Christmas is not a time nor a season,  But a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill,  To be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. ---- May lovely, happy times decorate this time of the season.  May warm, special memories brighten your new year.  May the wonder of Christmas be with you forever. ---- Christmas may be many things  Or it may be a few.  For you, the joy  Is each new toy  For me its watching u. ---- Best christmas sms/quotes-  Faith makes all things possible,  Hope makes all things work,  Love makes all things beautiful,  May you have all the three for this Christmas.  MERRY CHRISTMAS ---- May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.  Wishing you a...

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.  Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.  Happy Christmas ---- May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire  To gladden your hearts and fill every desire. ---- christmas quotes-  Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,  But let it whistle as it will,  We’ll keep our Christmas merry still. ---- Beautiful christmas quotes-  From home to home and heart to heart,  From one place to another,  The warmth and joy of Christmas,  Brings us closer to each other.  Merry X-Mas ---- May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire  To gladden your hearts and fill every desire.  Merry X-MAS ---- Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar  Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,  Santa clause aaye aapke dwar,  Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.  Merry Christmas. ---- Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,  Lets cherish eac...

MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.  MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...  MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGE T HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U.... ---- Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck ---- MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.  MAY SADNESS FORGET U...  MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..  MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...  & MAY GOD ALWAYS BLESS U...... ---- when things go wrong... when sadness fills ur heart... when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember 3 things 1---GOD 2---ur parents 3---my sincere prayers.....GOOD LUCK&God bless u. ---- Tamannao Se Bhaari Ho Zindagee,  Khwahishon Se Bhara Ho Har Pal,  Daman Bhi Chota Lagne Lage,  Itni Khushian De Apko Anain Wala Pal ---- Rain Of Summer,  Snow Of Winter,  Grace Of Autumn,  Glory Of Spring,  May Beauty Of Ev...

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par  duniya ka salam hoga ---- may the sun shine, all day long  everything go right, & nothing wrong  may those u love bring love back to u  &  may all the wishes u wish come true ---- Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck ----- Each moment of your life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u will never see again so enjoy and live life and make each moment beautiful. ---- Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you................ ---- Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho  Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho  Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho  Khush Kismati ki hr Lakir tere hathon me ho ---- Soft Speech clean heart,  peaceful ey...

  Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary ---- Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary. ---- Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband). Happy Anniversary. ---- Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy, love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary. ---- How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair. ---- That speial day is here again The day we...

I"M Sending This Bóuquet Of Lóve To Sày That  I Lóve Yóu Só Much Sweety  %%%%Î%%%%  %%%LÛV%%%  %%U%%  ) / (  | / |  (___) ----- If I mét u on tomorrow I would still give u my héart If u should say, "do u still love me?" I'd say, "Till déath do us part Happy Ânnivérsary ---- Marriage is best rélation between màn and women in which Indépéndence is Equal, D Dépéndénce mutual and tha Obligation Réciprocal. Héarty wishes 4 Hàppy Wédding Ânniversary. ---- On this anniversary, I take this opportunity 2 thank u from the bottom of my heart 4 being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!  Hàppy Wédding Anniversary! ---- Î LÔVÊ Û R words just 3, which mean so much on our ÂNNIVERSARŸ.  so this is what I want 2 say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay! ---- D most important thing u fixed was on ur day of leisure wen u fixed ur eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you  Happy Anniversary ---- Long after our annivers...

Birthday Hai Aapka, Dete Hain Hum Yeh Dua,  Ikk Baar Jo Mil Jayein Hum, Honge Na Kabhie Judaa  Saath Denge Jeevan Bhar Ka, Yeh Hai Hamara Wada  Jaan Luta Denge Tujhpe, Hai Yeh Apna Iraada...........birthday sms for girlfriend in hindi ---- Let your girlfriend know your love for her deep and true send web best ever - birthday sms for girlfriend, happy birthday sms for girlfriend. Let show your romantic side to your girl sharing romantic birthday sms for girlfriend. Enjoy fresh and lovely messages for lover. Sure visit website next time we are adding latest, new text messages daily. ---- Dear Sweetheart,  On your birthday, I am thinking about the best gift I could choose for you. Would it be a wet kiss, a loving hug or a red rose?  Please take your pick or you can even have them all.  Have a memorable Birthday!

suraj roshni le kr aya  chidiyo ne gana gaya  phulo ne has has k bola  mubarak ho tmhara janm din aya.. ---- I hope that 4 every candel on ur cake  u get a wonderful surprise.. ---- sending u a b'day wish  wraped with all my love  have a very happy b'day... ---- may each nd every passing yr brings u wisdm peace and cheer  wish ur b'day will b as sweet as chocolate  happy b'day sweethrt..... ---- b'day r happy events tyms when dreams cm true..  so dream a gud dream  its just might wrk 4 u...have a happy b'day celebration  wish u a cute happy b'day... ---- Wish u a thousand tyms happy return of this spcl day...My Girl...My Girlfriend ---- seding u wrm wishesh frm the bottom of hrt close 2 where u r..happy b'day... ---- u mean everything 2 mean I love u..  sweethrt wishing u a b'day as beautiful as u..

Blow out the candels play the music sing and dance wish a way u r the superstar of the day  happy b'day... ---- sweethrt u r so butiful, my luv 4 u will always b true  here is a wish 4 my darling may all ur wish cm true  i wish u a cute happy b'day with lots of luvs hugs nd kissess  frm a hrt that beats just 4 u.... ---- I m so glad u wr born, bcoz u have a brighten of my lyf and filled it with joy..  happy b'day... ---- My girl, my girlfriend, My dollu, my mollu, my sweetu, my lovu, my angel, my jaan, my jaanu, my jaana, my soni, my shona, my LOVE, my life, happy birthday ---- Your smile, ur touch, D way U love me  I never knew...until U  What a relationship could be.  So I celebrate you.  my love, My life  H@PpY bIrThD@Y..... ---- Hrt 2 hrt talks wishpering those sweet things  nd ur smile tht say..u love me...sweethrt Im so happy we found each other  happy b'day my love nd my sweeti..

I always wished 4 a spcl frnd who'd b close 2 my hrt it came true when I meet u  on ur spcl day I wish 4 u happy b'day.. ---- May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself.  Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in the heart and leave the rest up to God.  Happy Birthday! ---- You are my dream in my sleep;  You are my vision in my eye;  You are my smile on my lips;  You are beat of my heart;  You are an angel in my prayer;  You are light of my life;  Happy Birthday, my love! ---- Mountain, rain or summer heat;  Your Love is the reason why I breathe.  Tell me dear what is sweet?  Is that you or your heartbeats?  Happy Birthday Sweetheart! ---- Wishing u all the great things in lyf hope this day  will bring u an extra share of all that makes u the happiest  Happy b'day...

Weather Forecast for today:  There shall be showers of blessings on U;  Followed by a heavy downpour of God's love!  Happy birthday, my dear friend! ---- I wish you well;  I wish you peace;  I wish you love;  I wish you true.  But the most I wish for is a wonderful life for you!  Warm birthday greetings! ---- You are my dream in my sleep;  You are the vision of my eye;  You are the smile of my lips;  You are the beat of my heart;  You are an angel in my prayers;  And you are the light of my life.  Happy Birthday, my love! ---- may ur b'day bring u as much as u happiness  u give to every one who knows u.  happy b'day 2 u.. ---- 1 Hug  1 kiss  1 SMS with  1 heart that only 4 u wishing  Very Happy Birthday 2 u  My girl, My girlfriend, My everything, My all

Make a wish on b'day.......  Make a wish and give it wings...  brings of bright nd beautiful things.  dance through all the fun filled our.  share sm love and b'day cake..  all life joys are urs to take ---- This SMS is 4 D wonderful  sisters of this world  Thank u didi 4 always being there on my  side and for helping me in those infinite  ways which I cannot even remember…  Happy Birthday ---- Mountain rain or summer heat;  Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.  Tell me dear what is sweet?  Is that you or your heartbeats?  Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

U r sm1 spcl and so r this greetings too bcoz they are sincerely wishing a happiest b'day to u.. ---- Sister, u shelter  by ur love  & help me grow.  a sister lyk U is  a joy 4ever  Happy b'day sister ---- warm wishesh on dis wonderful ocassion of ur b'day... ---- Happy birthday 2 my favorite sister. We R sisters by chance, friends by choice. A sister is a little piece of childhood that can’t ever be lost. Thanks 4 being there 4 me through D years. ---- B-be yourself.  I-Invite new challenges  R-recall pas triumphs.  T-trust ur instincts  D-derire only the best  A-affirm ur strength.  Y-u're got what i takes!!!

A wish 4 ur b'day..  whatever u ask may u recieve..  what ever u seek..  whatever u find..  whatever ur wish may it be fun field on ur b'day and always..  Happy Birthday Sister ---- 2 my dearest sister with lots of love 2day and evryday ..  wishing u a very happy b'day.. ---- wishing u a day as sunny as u smile as warm as ur hrt, a day as wonderful as u r..  happy b'day sister.. ---- God bless u always with beauty joy and sunshine  God bless u always with every gud things  God bless u with his spcl love  Happy b'day sister ---- 4rget about ur past 4rget about ur future..  enjy present..happy b'day..

Happy Birthday Sister  I hope ur day is special  just like you! ---- U R special, U R a sister who fights wid me,  plays wid me, suggest me & shouts at me.  But U r so softhearted & I love U my dear sister.  Happy Birthday 2 U! ---- My you have:  All the joy your heart can hold;  All the smiles a day can bring;  All the blessings a life can unfold;  May you get the world's best in everything.  Wishing you a very Happy Birthday! ---- Ur kindness tks my breath away nd ur gud nature melts d hrt..  Happy Birthday my sweet sister.. I love u... ---- Life has its Golden moments  & a lovely sister like U  Makes them unforgettable  Happy birthday ---- Hope its as awesome as u..r & may all ur b'day wishes come true.. ---- Sendings ur smiles for every moments of ur spcl day..  have a wonderful tym and very happy b'day...sister...

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?  Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi... ---- Santa ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here.  Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai .........  Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here.. ---- Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ? ---- Prove that 2/10=2 . .  Japanese student: Wrong question. . .  Pakistan student: No Way . .  American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . .  Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So ...

Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?  Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!  Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega… ---- Girl: Suna h is ghar me  bhoot- pret rhte h?  Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha  MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi. ---- Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.  GF - Kyon!  Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.  GF - Kaun hai!  Santa - Meri bibi aur baache. ---- Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi  Banta: Mujhe kya?  Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai  Banta: Fir tujhe kya? ---- Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.  Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.  Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.  Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga! ---- Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?  Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. ---- Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.  Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.  Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.  Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata. ---- 1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?  Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye. ---- Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.  Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?  Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.

Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha  Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai. ---- Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko  Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?  Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon ---- Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?  Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti. ---- Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H? Banta: 100%. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H. - --- Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?  Kyon?  Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! ---- Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.  Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?  Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon! ---- Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?  Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pat...

Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.  Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.  SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..! ---- Santa: whats diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?  Banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)  &  jo Zoo k najdik rehte wo Juniors (Zoo+nears) ---- Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?  2nd sardar: Ghochu,  Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.  Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.. ---- Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi)  Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara "saando" k sath Ghoom Rahi hai ---- Santa Banta Watching Match Dhoni Ne 6 Mara  Santa- Dekh Dekh, GOAL Hua Banta- Abe,  Tu Pagal Hi Rahega ....GOAL Isme Nahi CRICKET Me Hota H

Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…  Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again. ---- Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,  Kitna Paisa Lagega?  Banta : Kuch B Nahi  Santa : Kaise?  Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte ---- Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.  Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!  Santa: Abye Ghadhe,  BMW Ka Matlab  Bahut Motti Wife ---- Preeto 2 maid:  Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that  Banta is having an affair with his secretary.  Kanta: I don’t believe it!  U r just trying 2 make me jealous. ---- Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.  Bus teri Maa lagti he?  Nahi.  Behen?  Nahi.  Biwi?  Nahi.  To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?  Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.  Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!! ---- Salesman-Which Soap U Use?  Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.  Salesman-Is BABA’S  An INTERNATIONAL Company?  SAnta: Baba Is My Room Mate ---- History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker.  Santa: Adidas ---- Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers  Frnd:4th?  Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber  Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out  Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..! ---- Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man?  Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me  Judge: Whn He gave U money ?  Sardar: Whn I showd him gun

Santa Sharab Pikar  Sadhu Se Takra Gya  Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh  Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu  Santa-Rukiye Maharaj  Me Glas Leke Ata hu ---- Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena. ---- Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,  2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,  Qnki bank me likha tha..  “hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain” ---- Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…  Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…  Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well… ---- Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.  Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. ---- SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.  Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?  SANTA:Chabi kho gyi h Taala Khulwanay ja rha hun..........

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.  Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.  Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye. ---- Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.  Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?  Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin... ---- Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe  Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti  Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon ---- Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.  Banta: wat happened?  Santa: tu bhi kar,  wahan poster laga hai,  scratch & win a bmw ---- Santa Police k interview Par  Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?  Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

Santa Driving On D Wrong  Side Of One Way Road,  &  He Became Upset & Said,  Shit,  I Think I Am Late To  The Function,  All R Coming Back.. ---- Santa kissed his GF in park  Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo  Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married ---- Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?  Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"! ---- Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,  bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???  Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!! ---- Manager asked to Santa at an interview  Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?  Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

DOCTOR - AB KHANSI KA KYA HAAL HAI ?  SANTA- KHANSI TO BAND HO GAYI,  PAR AB SAANS RUK-RUK KAR CHAL RAHI HAI.  DOCTOR- FIKR NAKARO,RAB NE CHAHA TO WO BHI BAND HO JAYEGI. ---- Teacher- Ande me se murgi ka bacha kaise nikla?  Santa- Madam, ye koi badi bat nahi hai. zyada interesting ye he ki wo usme ghusa kaise? ---- Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.  Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya ---- Interviewer: What is skeleton?  Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! ---- Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???  .  .  .  2 Get Choclate Milk!! ---- Physics ka baap -  All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!  Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore ---- Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  Deadly answer given...

Santa ne apne papa ko father’s day par CAR gift di or ek sher likha.  “phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi,  Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi” ---- Doctor: which soap u use?  Santa: Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush  Dr: Is gopal an international company  Santa: No gopal is my  room mate. ---- Snta Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya-”I LOVE YOU”  Snta Gusse Me Beti Se-  Jisne sms Kiya Hai Use To Mai Dekh Luga  Filhal Tum Uska Sms Use Wapis Bhejo. ---- Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?  Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha ---- dogs marrige kyun nahi karte hai?  "  "  "  banta. very simple... kyon ki vo to pehle se hi kutto ki zindagi ji rahe hote hai ?

Santa ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja kar uske ghar par 1 betapaida hua  Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga  socho  .  .  .  muskil singh ---- Santa: What is Difference Between “complete and finish”?  Banta: When You marry a Right Person You are Complete  And When You Marry The Wrong One Your Are Finished!!! ---- Sardar chupke se Narak Se Swarg me ghusa.  .  Devtao ne pakad ke khoob pita  .  Maar Khane ke baad Utha.  Bola  Salo Tumhari Inhi Harkato ke karan koi Swarg Nahi AATA... ---- Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”  Air hostess said: “B silent”  Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..  BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?  .  Unhone kaha..  .  Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi.. ---- Jewellery shop mein Santa Singh ki zabardast pitayi ho gai.  Kyu ki Usne sales-girl se kaha "Aap ka ek ek 'item' gazab ka haiAb bataiye 'Sone' ka kya rate lagega." ---- Santa apne dost k Ghar 16 Bachhon or Biwi k sath Lunch pargaya.  Dost ne Itni Badi Family dekh k Gusse mai kaha- LAJJA NHI AYI  Santa: Uska Exam tha isliye nahi ayi ---- Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi.  Santa k 3 the,  usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.  lane ke baad apne 3kaha gaye?  WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye ---- santa ne apne 6 saal ke bete ki party rakhi,  kisine pucha 6month ke baby ka b'day kaise?  santa:- hum engineer semester systemko follow karte hai... ---- santa: i was stuck in ELEVATOR for three hours due to electric failure...

Santa ne Banta se kaha, ”sabse bada challenge kya hai?”  Banta replied – answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena,  paas kark dikha ---- Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,  Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha  Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai?  Santa: Roti ---- Sardar Asked A Doctor : Doodh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota Hai?  Doctor: Han Hota Hai.  Sardar : Chal Jhoote, Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Kyu Hota Hai? ---- Aik Shadi me Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha dusre ne pucha “kab tak khaoge?”  Santa: “main to khud kha kha k thak gaya hu par card me likha  tha Diner: 7 pm to 11 pm..”

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!  Coz  He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-) ---- Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?  Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye  judge : Kyun?  Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki  Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai ---- Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua  To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki  Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata ---- SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI  BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR  SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE. ----

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya  Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti . ---- Santa ne shampoo kharida.  Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do  Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai  Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free" ---- Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?  Santa: Brother & Sister  Inter: How?  Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama. ---- Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese?  Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai....:-)

Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai.  Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai, mera ghar itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai. ---- Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...  Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo ---- Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..  Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..  Agle din kendi 6+2=8..  fir kendi 4+4=8  ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-) --- Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha  Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???  Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai ---- Santa ke truck ke pichey likha tha, "chota parivar sukhi parivar"  aur uske nichey  Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai…!!!  Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete! ---- Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit  after 1 hour  Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai  Doctor: Kya khaya tha?  Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit ---- Santa: Sabse bhari durghatna kya ho sakti hai  Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de.. ---- In n exam, a gal sitting on desk next to santa asked, "Mujhe is answer ki starting batado baki main likh lungi"  Santa said, "The answer of this question is, baki tum likhlo"

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.  Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.  Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?  Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi ----- Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.  Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?  Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi ---- Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.  Gangubai: Kaun ?  Santa: Mai !  Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?  Santa: Birla cement.  Banta: Kyun?  Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai ---- a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa ---- Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?  Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. ---- Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...  Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?  Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye. ---- Indian : I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms fromfirst dad and five dads from my first mom. ---- Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?  A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board. ---- Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai.  Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai. ---- Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.  Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya  Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai?  Jeeto: Zehar  Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana ---- Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.  Jeeto: Ek dum.  Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do. ---- Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?  The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?  Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur.. ---- Santa Banta SMS, chutkule sms in Hindi, humour, jokes, are juicy spicy ingredient of life when think about santa banta a big laugh play on your face. Enjoy comedy Ka Tadka - Santa Banta comedy SMS free. --- 2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.  Haye haye mai to 1100 lungi.  Dusri Boli mai to 2100 lungi.  Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai! new 2011 wala! ---- Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.  Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai..  Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua... ---- Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...  Banta: kaun si bike?  Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye... ---- Santa: yar,cal rate itna hai ki smbhl-smbhl kr phone lagana padta hai..  Banta: mai to hr roj 10-15 phone aise hi laga deta hai aur mera paisa bhi nahi lagta..  santa: woh kaise?  Banta: mai customer care mai no. lagata hu...

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES  Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz  1- My Child Learnd  MS WORD Nw He Wants  MS SENTENCE  2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE  But No RE-SCOOTER  I Need It, As I Owe A  Vespa Scooter  3 - I See MS OFFICE But I  Need MS HOME, As I Use  PC At Home  4 - Finaly, Howz Dat  Ur Name Is GATES But  U r Selling WINDOWS ... ----- Santa ki dadi mar gaye...  Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi...  Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi.  Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati... ---- Banta: tm aaykr vibhag mai kyu aye ho..  Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai?

Ek baar Santa  Police Station K Bahar Se  Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha  " Wanted For  RAPE & MURDER .." Santa  Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:  " I Want To Apply For  This Job ..." ---- Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du  Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ... ---- Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.  Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?  Banta:Simple Hai Yar  Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na ---- Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia  he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba  son:nai g  again asked: dooba kia  son:nai g  Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga ---- Teacher: What Is The Difference  Between Landline & Mobile?  Sardar: Landline Par Number  Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han  Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..

Salsman-Which Soap U Use?  Santa-BABA''S Soap,  BABA''S Paste,  BABA''S Brush. ---- Salsman-Is BABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company?  Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate. ---- Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha  "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"  Or Uske Nechay  Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,  Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!

Santa Police Se:  Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se  TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye  Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?  Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha ---- Santa:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg  Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.  Santa :As Far As I Know,  Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age ---- Fakeer 2 Santa : Apk Parosi Ne  Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya  Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?  Santa : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . .

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?  Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.  Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.  Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta. ---- Santa Opened Xerox Shop  And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:  .  .  Xerox Done In All Language

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.  Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??  Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.. ---- Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,  "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.  Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Santa Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,  "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey  Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?  Santa:Andhera. ---- Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain  Frnd: Wo Kyun?  Sardar: Fikr Se?  Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)

SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia  Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia  Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?  SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother --- Santa Invested 2 Lakhs  In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.  Do U Know What The Business Was?  He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?  Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!  Santa-Kyun?  Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga ---- Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,  Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.  Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega  To Makaan Maalik Ka,  Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Santa- Yaar!  A Auratein Sharab  Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?  Banta- Islye Ki,  Sharab Pine Ke  Baad Chuhe Jaisa  Pati Bhi Sher  Ho Jata Hai. ---- A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours  "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.  After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &  Says  -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar Ki Maa  Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se  Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga  Aur  Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se  Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi  Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear  Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. ---- Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay  Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti  Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?  Sardar Je: MISS  "NARRA":-)

Sardar Was Sleeping In His  Bed Room With His Wife  Why Are You Scrolling Down  So Fast.  Let Him Sleep With His Wife ---- Santa Shouting 2 His GF  " U Said V Will Do Register  Marriage And Cheated Me,  I Was Waiting 4 U  Yesterday Whole Day  In The Post Office...."

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey  Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?  Santa:Andhera. ---- Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain  Frnd: Wo Kyun?  Sardar: Fikr Se?  Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-) ---- Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.  Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??  Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..