BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
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Unhone kaha..
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Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..
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Jewellery shop mein Santa Singh ki zabardast pitayi ho gai.
Kyu ki Usne sales-girl se kaha "Aap ka ek ek 'item' gazab ka haiAb bataiye 'Sone' ka kya rate lagega."
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Santa apne dost k Ghar 16 Bachhon or Biwi k sath Lunch pargaya.
Dost ne Itni Badi Family dekh k Gusse mai kaha- LAJJA NHI AYI
Santa: Uska Exam tha isliye nahi ayi
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Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi.
Santa k 3 the,
usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke baad apne 3kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye
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santa ne apne 6 saal ke bete ki party rakhi,
kisine pucha 6month ke baby ka b'day kaise?
santa:- hum engineer semester systemko follow karte hai...
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santa: i was stuck in ELEVATOR for three hours due to electric failure
banta: i was worse off.i was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hours