SANTA- KHANSI TO BAND HO GAYI,
PAR AB SAANS RUK-RUK KAR CHAL RAHI HAI.
DOCTOR- FIKR NAKARO,RAB NE CHAHA TO WO BHI BAND HO JAYEGI.
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Teacher- Ande me se murgi ka bacha kaise nikla?
Santa- Madam, ye koi badi bat nahi hai. zyada interesting ye he ki wo usme ghusa kaise?
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Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya
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Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
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2 Get Choclate Milk!!
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Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore
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Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Deadly answer given by
Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!