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U r just trying 2 make me jealous.


Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
 Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
 Kitna Paisa Lagega?
 Banta : Kuch B Nahi
 Santa : Kaise?
 Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
 Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
 Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
 BMW Ka Matlab
 Bahut Motti Wife
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Preeto 2 maid:
 Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
 Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
 Kanta: I don’t believe it!
 U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
 Bus teri Maa lagti he?
 Nahi.
 Behen?
 Nahi.
 Biwi?
 Nahi.
 To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..

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