Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
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1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?
Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.
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Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.