Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.
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Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon
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Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.
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Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H? Banta: 100%. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H. -
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Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?
Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.