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Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho?

Santa: "God, if u give me 100 rs, I will donate 50 rs in tmpl".

 (After waliking sm distance, he finds a 50 rs note)

 Santa: "Shame on u God, u don't even trust me a little? u hv already takn ur share!"
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Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho
 keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?
 Santa: Ki krda master g,
 kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!
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Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
 Banta: What’s he studying?"
 Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!
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Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho?
 Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekr bhag gya tha, hr bar lgta hai jaise usko vaps krne aya hai.
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