After great demands from all husbands..........
A latest app called "Darr" is launched for Smartphones.....
As you just speak..... 'Wife'.....and it closes all open websites,
hides all chats, shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.
Also, your wife name run as screensaver
When Smartphone screen is idle.
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Chennai me school teacher ke student ko thappar
Marne ke karan 50,000 ka bhugtan karna para
Agar hamare school ke jamane me esa ho jata to
mere sath hue Maar, Pitae, kutae ke badle aaj mere paas
1-2 flate hote or swiss bank me mera khud ka khata hota
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Radio par Modi ji ki 'Mann Ki Baat' programme ki grand success ke
baad ab Rahul ji bhi apna prasaran "Mann Ki Uljhan" me karege
Santa: dost tu itna bada ho gaya aur phir bhi abhi tak tere ko
dadhi- mooch nahi aayi?
Banta : main bilkul apni maa par gaya hoon
Ladki - Na Na Na............
Ladke - ne kiss kar liya
Ladki- Tum sare ladke ek jese he kyo hote ho?
Ladka - kyoki hum make up nahi karte na.
Charming girl 2 boy : What do u do dude?
Smart boy: PHD
Girl being so impressed: Wow! Doctorate.
.
.
Boy : No. Pizza Hut Delievery
ek hath me Lipstick
dusre me Mobile
Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
dusra whatapp ki notification par
ek aakh TV serial par
dusra husband ki activity par
koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h
Latest New santa banta jokes 2015
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte h
snta to his cute parrot - mitthu...mitthu..Imarti khayega?
Mitthu - Tu apni bumps me dal le, pehle tez mirchi khila khila ke Bawaseer karwa di, ab diabetes bhi karwayega kaya?
A latest app called "Darr" is launched for Smartphones.....
As you just speak..... 'Wife'.....and it closes all open websites,
hides all chats, shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.
Also, your wife name run as screensaver
When Smartphone screen is idle.
----
Chennai me school teacher ke student ko thappar
Marne ke karan 50,000 ka bhugtan karna para
Agar hamare school ke jamane me esa ho jata to
mere sath hue Maar, Pitae, kutae ke badle aaj mere paas
1-2 flate hote or swiss bank me mera khud ka khata hota
----
Radio par Modi ji ki 'Mann Ki Baat' programme ki grand success ke
baad ab Rahul ji bhi apna prasaran "Mann Ki Uljhan" me karege
Santa: dost tu itna bada ho gaya aur phir bhi abhi tak tere ko
dadhi- mooch nahi aayi?
Banta : main bilkul apni maa par gaya hoon
Ladki - Na Na Na............
Ladke - ne kiss kar liya
Ladki- Tum sare ladke ek jese he kyo hote ho?
Ladka - kyoki hum make up nahi karte na.
Charming girl 2 boy : What do u do dude?
Smart boy: PHD
Girl being so impressed: Wow! Doctorate.
.
.
Boy : No. Pizza Hut Delievery
ek hath me Lipstick
dusre me Mobile
Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
dusra whatapp ki notification par
ek aakh TV serial par
dusra husband ki activity par
koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h
Latest New santa banta jokes 2015
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte h
snta to his cute parrot - mitthu...mitthu..Imarti khayega?
Mitthu - Tu apni bumps me dal le, pehle tez mirchi khila khila ke Bawaseer karwa di, ab diabetes bhi karwayega kaya?
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