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Latest New santa banta jokes 2015

After great demands from all husbands..........
 A latest app called "Darr" is launched for Smartphones.....
 As you just speak..... 'Wife'.....and it closes all open websites,
 hides all chats, shuts down all games,
 hide all special folders and best of all.
 puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.
 Also, your wife name run as screensaver
 When Smartphone screen is idle.
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Chennai me school teacher ke student ko thappar
 Marne ke karan 50,000 ka bhugtan karna para
 Agar hamare school ke jamane me esa ho jata to
 mere sath hue Maar, Pitae, kutae ke badle aaj mere paas
 1-2 flate hote or swiss bank me mera khud ka khata hota

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Radio par Modi ji ki 'Mann Ki Baat' programme ki grand success ke
 baad ab Rahul ji bhi apna prasaran "Mann Ki Uljhan" me karege

Santa: dost tu itna bada ho gaya aur phir bhi abhi tak tere ko
dadhi- mooch nahi aayi?
Banta : main bilkul apni maa par gaya hoon

Ladki - Na Na Na............
 Ladke - ne kiss kar liya
 Ladki- Tum sare ladke ek jese he kyo hote ho?
 Ladka - kyoki hum make up nahi karte na.

Charming girl 2 boy : What do u do dude?
 Smart boy: PHD
 Girl being so impressed: Wow! Doctorate.
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 Boy : No. Pizza Hut Delievery

ek hath me Lipstick
 dusre me Mobile
 Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
 dusra whatapp ki notification par
 ek aakh TV serial par
 dusra husband ki activity par
 koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h

Latest New santa banta jokes 2015
 SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
 BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte h

snta to his cute parrot - mitthu...mitthu..Imarti khayega?
 Mitthu - Tu apni bumps me dal le, pehle tez mirchi khila khila ke Bawaseer karwa di, ab diabetes bhi karwayega kaya?

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